TRUTH TIME:
you wanna lose those last 10 pounds and be your own version of a skinny bitch
…but you’re not allowed to say that.
Because any time you gather your courage and dare to speak these words out loud ⬆️, you’re met with a musical theater style chorus of friends, family and strangers on the internet telling you "you're crazy!" "just live your life" "you look great exactly as you are" shutting you down.
And yeah, sure: everyone means well [thanks for your concern, KarolwithaK from Redding PA], but also wtf.
Why are you not even *allowed* to want this for yourself???
🙄
You've probably been shamed, scolded, given a “talking to” so many times about this “ridiculous 10 pound goal” of yours you’ve even started doubting yourself because of it...or given up on the idea entirely.
The crazy part is: you’re ALL THE HELL IN on body positivity and acceptance. You rock out to “Juice” by Lizzo on your fave Spotify hot girl walk playlist, intuitive eating makes SO much sense to you and you’re ready to lead a “dessert after every meal” worldwide acceptance movement.
And still…you’ve been dreaming about this other version of you for a really long time now. And you’re D-O–N-E pretending that this dream is silly or lame…cause it’s not.
I’m here to tell you:
you’re allowed to want what you want…
…and I created my 10/10 program for women just like you [and me for the record]. Cause I know you’re ready to *finally* lose your last 10 pounds and step into the head turning, gorge outfit wearing, sit by the pool and not care who’s staring at you energy you’ve been chasing for what feels like forever.
Your skinny bitch era is officially here.
My 10/10 program is completely different from any health or weight loss program you’ve ever seen before
[cause I get it…this isn’t your first rodeo]
And I’m gonna keep it real with you: You’re *not* gonna get my super secret master cleanse, keto [but vegan], gluten free, carb cycling, no caffeine, no sugar, no flour, no anything meal plan that’s going to magically move that number on the scale down 10 pounds for you in one week.
Cause I know that YOU know by now…that doesn’t friggin exist.
You’ve been listening to the Goop podcast, following Daddy Dr. Huberman’s advice, getting your lymphatic drainage massages, researching your mind/gut connection, visiting Chinese Herbalists and doing cosmetic acupuncture for so long *you* could probably be a health coach by now if you wanted to be.
Instead I’ve created a ridiculously effective, completely bougie white glove luxury weight loss experience that’s designed to finally help you deal with this annoying ass last 10 - 15 pound goal of yours once and for all.
We’ll HEAL your RELATIONSHIP to food - you know, that elephant in the room you’ve been on-and-off avoiding for basically your entire life. Essentially, my method includes a recording process that I’ve effectively used with hundreds of women to get them OWNING their food choices, and REMOVING all of the times they use food inappropriately (think: no more emotional eating // overeating).
Like for real: my true desire is
that I teach you everything you need to know and then you never have to hire me again.
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"Kiki's program gave me EXACTLY what I’ve always been looking for weight loss and gut health. My body has never looked better! I am lean where I want to be lean, but I still have just the right amount of juiciness and feminine shape to my body."
Terry Martin
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"Kiki's compassion, teaching, and method has helped me so much with my binge-restrict cycle that I am able to get into the movement of my life and actually figure out who I am. If you want your life back and a healthier you, definitely work with KiKi because trust me, she doesn't quit on you and has methods that actually work and encourage hands on change."
Dani Mar
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"This has been life changing. I never felt so much at peace with food and meals. No more heaviness, bloat, guilt, regrets, constant thinking about the last or next meal!"
Jess Cohen
Here’s what’s included in your
custom 10/10 program:
10 weeks of custom daily 1:1 support with me as your health coach. This isn’t some dumb PDF that you download and figure out on your own. I’m right there with you, in the trenches, every single day cheering you on, answering your questions, and sometimes kicking you in the ass [always with love] if I need to.
Weekly 1:1 deep dive sessions to help you map out your week, check-in on what’s working and what’s not, and create custom solutions to help you move forward [8 total].
6 step-by-step recorded video lessons that take you through my exclusive 10/10 tracking method* that you can watch whenever you want on your own schedule. (*Note: this is not a food journal…those suck & don’t work).
An easy to follow, NON-restrictive mapped out program structure [spoiler alert: NO foods are off limits, NO exercise is required, and whether or not you want to put blue spirulina, hemp heart seeds, goji berries or overpriced collagen in your smoothie bowls is up to you]. Though, you should also know that I kinda love all those things ⬅️so if you *do* need spirulina/goji berry recipe, I got you too.🤣
A custom 10-week self-care plan [we create this together]. This goes beyond “take a bath every night” type of shit–I know that you’re already *deep* into the realm of self-care all on your own, but this next level version of you requires next level attention.
An additional 2 weeks of voice memo support at the end of the program to ensure you’re able to effectively implement everything you’ve learned into your everyday life [and so, total length of the program = 12 weeks].
Your investment: $5000 pay in full [or 3 monthly payments of $1750]
Hey there… I’m Kiki
And skinny bitch status is my baseline. Sorry/Not sorry.
As a trained womens health coach, gut-brain expert & co-founder of a functional adaptogenic supplements brand, I’ve spent years being afraid to say that.
Because much like you, I’ve been taught that goals like losing your last 10 pounds were silly, obnoxious, self-obsessed and not ok to share. And for a long time I played by the rules.
Throughout my career I tried to come up with different words and phrases that were more PC and acceptable [uhm, I was actually using the word “slender,” so as not to offend anyone…who speaks like that?]. I tried to show up in a way that everyone told me was “non-triggering.” I tried to just act like everyone else and talk like everyone else in the health space because I didn’t want to make waves.
And finally I decided to say fuck it.
Because here’s the truth: I’m a health coach who has worked with hundreds of women of all shapes and sizes…and I truly believe that every single one of them is a gorgeous, inspiring, wouldn’t change a thing about them woman. I want us all to feel amazing in our own bodies no matter what the scale says.
And yet…
I finally had to admit to myself [and the world] that being my own version of a skinny bitch is the way I truly feel my best. My most beautiful. My most unstoppable. And I feel this way FOR ME, and not for anyone else.
Yes, I’m a badass, completely unique in my industry intuitive eating health coach who’s helping women like you do the thing that’s eluded them for YEARS: lose those last 10-15 pounds.
But also:
I’m currently traveling the world.
I’m fashion obsessed and have been hired by photographers and agency owners to dress and style clients on large budget shoots.
Before traveling to any city around the world [I’m currently living in Mexico City and am moving to Greece this summer], I will have researched, tracked down and made appointments with: a lymphatic facialist, the best nail art manicurist.
I love doing a full face of make-up every day and wearing a bomb outfit…yep, even if I have no client appointments.
If the FBI ever seized my laptop, everyone would be VERY confused by the amount of time I spend on: The Real Real, ASOS and Amazon (USA, Canada, Mexico…I am a worldwide Amazonoholic).
I choose Airbnb’s and apartments based on the following criteria [and in this order]: closet space, natural light [for social media content creation, obvz], bathroom counter space [is my skincare fridge going to fit?] and kitchen/dining room vibes [can I create beautiful meals for myself, use my bougie plates/serving pieces and honor this next level version of me].
Here’s your next move
Fill out the application to work with me as best you can. Because of the 1:1 hands on approach to my work, I open up a limited number of spots for new clients each month. You are not committing to signing up for the program by filling out the application…this is just the first step in the process in order to see if me-n-you are a good fit.
Within 24 hours of filling out the application, you will get an invite from me for us to set up a quickie zoom coffee chat. This is where I can give you some more scoop, answer all of your questions, and share my fave bulletproof coffee recipe with you.
After that, we’ll get you scheduled on my calendar, you’ll fill out an intake form and then it’s gonna be 10/10 time.
Then you can hit that “buy” button on all of your current online shopping carts where you have your fave pieces loaded up in the next size down…cause in 10 short weeks they’re all gonna fit.
What Women are Saying:
“Here’s the truth: talking about the fact that I wanted to lose 10 pounds had become embarrassing for me. Because every time I would bring it up to a friend or mention it on social media, I got bombarded with the: “What…you’re crazy!?…You’re fine the way you are….that’s so silly” comments from every direction—I started feeling like an asshole for even having this goal. So I was completely blown away and excited when I found Kiki’s 10/10 program because I finally felt like I found a health coach who just “gets it”—and I was SO friggin right. This was not the first health coach/program I had invested in [trust me, I’ve done it alllllll], and so even though I was super excited, I was also a little skeptical that Kiki could teach me anything that I didn’t already know. Ah-gain: I was dead wrong. Not only was I blown away by Kiki’s approach to eating, health and weight loss, but I also felt so seen because she helped me connect my other loves of fashion and design to the whole process in a way that was just crazy fun and unique. This program is truly unlike anything I’ve ever done before…and I know the investment is going to continue to pay off for me for years to come. Run, don’t walk…10/10 is seriously IT.”
